David said we were allowed to use this image as long as we don't insinuate he does his journalism from bed. Which of course, we'd never do.

✓Scientifically Softer: perfectly cylindrical filaments create lower surface friction than even the highest-thread-count cotton sheets. Much like Establishment Democrats, it's impossibly soft.

✓Temperature Regulation: unique cellular structure wicks away and evaporates moisture (i.e., sweat) more rapidly than other fabrics, keeping you dry and at the perfect temperature for uninterrupted, healing non-REM sleep. Even hot heads in DC would sleep cool in these puppies.

✓Unmatched Sustainability: vs cotton, our sheets use up to 96% less water, 30% less energy, and ∞% less pesticides (i.e., we don't use any). They're made via a closed-loop Lyocell process with zero runoff or hazardous chemical release. So sustainable, Elon Musk would've come up with them if he wasn't a complete fraud.

✓We try: we utilize zero-plastic and reycled packaging, have donated thousands of sheet sets to homeless shelters, and have even donated over $175,000 to charity in our first 5 years – including Women in Sustainability's 2022 Earth Day event, where we met David!

Our natural Eucalyptus Mattress is made in the USA from 90% American materials and constructed from just 4 main renewable ingredients: Eucalyptus Lyocell, latex from rubber tree sap, recycled polyester from post-consumer water bottles, and recycled US steel.

Expect zero foam, fiberglass, or off-gassing. 100% vegan.

Bacteria grows up to 2000x slower in our Eucalyptus Lyocell vs cotton, and dust mites will die off instead of multiplying.

And our zero-static, smoother-than-cotton weave means pet hair brushes off easily, and washes out completely.