Sheets & Giggles now sponsors the Zaslow Show!
That's a Big Deal!
We're sending Zaslow to Panthers and Heat playoff games all month long. Next up: Game 4 of the Stanley Cup wihto ur CEO!
Help finance our South Florida radio takeover and save 20% off any order with code ZASLOW – code expires when both teams' playoff runs end! (So, never.)
Thank You for 100,000+ Shiggles Sleepers!
“Softer than the Knicks.”
- Jonathan Zaslow
- Chris Cote
“Soft on the knees, and even softer on the environment.”
- Ron Magill
“Softer than Witty.”
- JuJu Gotti
“I got the sheets, and they’re fabulous.”
- Billy Corben
“A good product at a fair price.”
- Roy Bellamy
“They made Cleveland tolerable.”
- Amin El Hassan
“That company can go to hell.”
- Mike Ryan
Real hoopers know >
The Perfect Gift
Does your partner enjoy puns, sleeping, and sustainability?
S&G makes a unique, thoughtful gift that says, “I love you, and not just on Sundays.”
Plus, if you sleep with said partner, S&G is also a sneaky gift to yourself, too. In other words, it's a beddy play.
Sheets that Make You Feel Like a Fancy Lad
What makes S&G's 100% Eucalyptus Lyocell sheets so special?
✓Scientifically Softer: perfectly cylindrical filaments create lower surface friction than even the highest-thread-count cotton sheets. Much like Mike Ryan's head post-shave, it's an impossibly smooth touch.
✓Temperature Regulation: unique cellular structure wicks away and evaporates moisture (i.e., sweat) more rapidly than other fabrics, keeping you dry and at the perfect temperature for uninterrupted, healing non-REM sleep. Even Art Briles' bedroom in hell would be cool as a cucumber with our eucalyptus sheets.
✓Unmatched Sustainability: vs cotton, our sheets use up to 96% less water, 30% less energy, and ∞% less pesticides (i.e., we don't use any). They're made via a closed-loop Lyocell process with zero runoff or hazardous chemical release. So sustainable, Elon Musk would've come up with them if he wasn't a complete fraud.
✓We try: we utilize zero-plastic and reycled packaging, have donated thousands of sheet sets to homeless shelters, and have even donated over $100,000 in cash to charity in our first 3 years – including $20,000 to Ron Magill's already sizeable endowment.
Dreamed Up in Denver
Our famous Eucalyptus sheets have so much to offer.
Top 10 Reasons to switch to Sheets & Giggles:
10) Temperature balancing to combat night sweats
9) Bottom left corner tags
8) Extra deep pockets
7) Softer after every wash
6) Antimicrobial, hypoallergenic, zero static
5) No pesticides or insecticides
4) Certified OEKO-TEX®, FKT®, Vegan, and UDSA BioPreferred
3) Dermatologist-recommended for sensitive skin and hair
2) Christmas gift
1) Supports Zaslow Show 2.0
OLI: extra-long flat sheets
The Eucalyptus Mattress
Our Eucalyptus Mattress is made in the USA from 90% American materials and constructed from just4 main renewable ingredients: Eucalyptus Lyocell, latex from Rubber Tree sap, recycled polyester from post-consumer water bottles, and recycled US steel.
Expect zero foam, fiberglass, or off-gassing. 100% vegan.
It's the only mattress Chris Cote would ever let his wife have sex with Mike McDaniel on... what happened there?
Free Returns, 100 Night Trial, 9.8/10 Sex Rating >
Soft but Firm (Hell Yeah?)
Softer than a Tom Brady roughing-the-passer call, our Eucalyptus Lyocell fabric is also naturally temperature-regulating, so we covered our mattress with it.
Unlike a foam mattress, you won't overheat while you sleep, giving you longer, deeper, more healing non-REM cycles.
Two layers of renewable Talalay Latex create a breathable, buoyant cocoon, while over 1,000 tightly packed recycled steel coils provide a layer of firm back support.
It does it in the playoffs >
Hypoallergenic, Anti-Bacterial, Dust Mite Resistant
Bacteria grows up to 2000x slower in our Eucalyptus Lyocell vs cotton, and dust mites will die off instead of multiplying.
And our zero-static, smoother-than-cotton weave means pet hair brushes off easily, and washes out completely.
Proud Supporters of Jonathan Zaslow
Our CEO Colin has been listening to Zaslow since he was a teenager during Zas's 560AM days.
When the opportunity came up to sponsor The Zaslow Show 2.0, we jumped at it! He's our BOY. Use code HEAT for 25% off this week >