Jonathan Zaslow in a Sheets & Giggles eye mask

Lord Stanley Special

Panthers! RAWR!

Our Eucalyptus Sheets are more sustainable than Chris Cote as EP, and smoother than Mike Ryan's head.

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"Ridiculously Soft Sheets"

- Forbes®

Over 100,000 Shiggles sleepers!

Zas thinks they're AWESOME

“Game changer.”

- Chris Cote

“Softer than the New York Knicks.”

- Ryan Cortes

“Soft on the knees, and even softer on the environment.”

- Ron Magill

“Softer than Witty.”

- JuJu Gotti

“I got the sheets, and they’re fabulous.”

- Billy Corben

“A good product at a fair price.”

- Roy Bellamy

“They made Cleveland tolerable.”

- Amin El Hassan

“That company can go to hell.”

- Mike Ryan

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The More you know, danno

Why Eucalyptus?

What makes S&G's 100% Eucalyptus Lyocell sheets so special?

Scientifically Softer: perfectly cylindrical filaments create lower surface friction than even the highest-thread-count cotton sheets. Much like Mike Ryan's head post-shave, it's an impossibly smooth touch.

Temperature Regulation: unique cellular structure wicks away and evaporates moisture (i.e., sweat) more rapidly than other fabrics, keeping you dry and at the perfect temperature for uninterrupted, healing non-REM sleep. Even Art Briles' bedroom in hell would be cool as a cucumber with our eucalyptus sheets.

Unmatched Sustainability: vs cotton, our sheets use up to 96% less water, 30% less energy, and ∞% less pesticides (i.e., we don't use any). They're made via a closed-loop Lyocell process with zero runoff or hazardous chemical release. So sustainable, Elon Musk would've come up with them if he wasn't a complete fraud.

We try: we utilize zero-plastic and reycled packaging, have donated thousands of sheet sets to homeless shelters, and have even donated over $100,000 in cash to charity in our first 3 years – including $20,000 to Ron Magill's already sizeable endowment.

"They're Having Their Best Year Ever"

Do we have sound for this?

Top 10 Reasons to Switch:

10) Temperature balancing to prevent night sweats

9) Bottom left corner tags

8) Extra deep pockets

7) Softer after every wash

6) Antimicrobial, hypoallergenic, zero static

5) No pesticides or insecticides

4) Certified OEKO-TEX®, FKT®, Vegan, and UDSA BioPreferred

3) Dermatologist-recommended for sensitive skin and hair

2) Christmas (gift)

1) Supports the DLS and GCSWGC

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The Eucalyptus Mattress

Our natural Eucalyptus Mattress is made in the USA from 90% American materials and constructed from just 4 main renewable ingredients: Eucalyptus Lyocell, latex from rubber tree sap, recycled polyester from post-consumer water bottles, and recycled US steel.

Expect zero foam, fiberglass, or off-gassing. 100% vegan.

It's the only mattress Chris Cote would ever let his wife have sex with Mike McDaniel on... what happened there?

Free Returns, 100 Nights, 9.8/10 Sex Rating >

Hell Yeah

Soft but Firm

Our new adjustable Eucalyptus Pillow comes overstuffed for side sleepers sick of craning their neck, and an extra knapsack for extra stuffing storage. Just remove stuffing until you get to your desired height, and wake up without any stiffness or pain.

Stuffed with renewable shredded natural latex and kapok fibers, and wrapped in our cooling Eucalyptus Lyocell.

Made right here in Denver by recently incarcerated persons making a living wage, which helps reduce our local recidivism and homelessness rates.

Stuffin' it!
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Cleaner than Billy Gil

Hypoallergenic, Anti-Bacterial, Dust Mite Resistant

Bacteria grows up to 2000x slower in our Eucalyptus Lyocell vs cotton, and dust mites will die off instead of multiplying.

And our zero-static, smoother-than-cotton weave means pet hair brushes off easily, and washes out completely.

Schmitty Would Still Be Alive

"don't mind me, just ruining dan's roast"

We Get The Show

We've been listening across the decades since day one on 790.

We used to call in to 786-456-4837 way before Wake and Take. We've seen the rise of Princess Claire, and the fall of Naked Chris (brought to you by Sheets & Giggles™).

We've got every rejoin memorized and mutter "Palacio De Los Jugos" in our sleep. We miss the Dirty Demon and Angel of Nuance, and randomly yell "Corn Elder!" when the mood strikes.

And we know that Greg Cote will just be happy that we mentioned his podcast (now also brought to you by Sheets & Giggles!) on this page.

That's our CEO / comedy kamikaze in the white

Top 5 moment in show history?

"In 20 years, not a single sponsor has done anything different." - Dan Le Batard

We've sponsored Más Miami, shaved Mike Ryan's head, sent Roy and Chris to the Stanley Cup, ruined Dan's roast, donated $20k to Ron Magill's giant endowment, flew Billy to see Miggy's 3000th hit, and are proud to now sponsor Zaslow Show 2.0!

Thanks so much to Chris, Dan, Greg, and Meadowlark. It has been a dream come true for S&G to support the show and this community. We pride ourselves on being sponsors of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, and that’ll be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

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