Giftin' It!

Giftin' It!

Gift giving is a dangerous game, Danno.

But if you know somebody who is serious about sleep and sustainability, S&G makes a thoughtful gift that says, "I love you, and not just on Sundays."

Plus, if you sleep next to said somebody, luxury bedding is like a sneaky gift to yourself, too. It's a beddy play.

Your spouse. New sheets. Collision course.

Bundle Up

Bundle Up

With our new Bundler Builder, you can grab gifts for the whole fam and save an extra 5%, 10%, or 15% off our already discounted holiday prices when you order 3 or more items.

'tis Better to Give AND Receive

'tis Better to Give AND Receive

If you think you notice a patter in our prices, we swear, it's just a coincidence.

Get our Mattress Protector for just $69.69 >

"In 20 years, not a single sponsor has done anything different." - Dan Le Batard

"Sheets & Giggles would like a word."

Save up to 35%, plus donate 30% to your favorite charity >

100,000+ Shiggles Sleepers Know Their Sheet

Real Hoopers Know

“I finally got the sheets, and they’re fabulous.” - Billy Corben

“Game changer.” - Chris Cote

“I enjoy them.” - Roy Bellamy

“They make Cleveland tolerable.” - Amin El Hassan

“That company can go to hell.” - Mike Ryan

Learn Some Sheet

Learn Some Sheet

What makes S&G's 100% Eucalyptus Lyocell sheets so special?

Scientifically Softer: perfectly cylindrical filaments create lower surface friction than even the highest-thread-count cotton sheets. Much like Mike Ryan's head post-shave, it's an impossibly smooth touch.

Temperature Regulation: unique cellular structure wicks away and evaporates moisture (i.e., sweat) more rapidly than other fabrics, keeping you dry and at the perfect temperature for uninterrupted, healing non-REM sleep. Even Art Briles' bedroom in hell would be cool as a cucumber with our eucalyptus sheets.

Unmatched Sustainability: vs cotton, our sheets use up to 96% less water, 30% less energy, and ∞% less pesticides (i.e., we don't use any). They're made via a closed-loop Lyocell process with zero runoff or hazardous chemical release. So sustainable, Elon Musk would've come up with them if he wasn't a complete fraud.

We try: we utilize zero-plastic and reycled packaging, have donated thousands of sheet sets to homeless shelters, and have even donated over $100,000 in cash to charity in our first 3 years – including $20,000 to Ron Magill's already sizeable endowment.

Dreamed Up in Denver

Dreamed Up in Denver

Our flagship 400 thread count Eucalyptus sheets have so much to offer:

✓ Temperature balancing to combat night sweats

✓ Bottom left corner tags

✓ Free shipping and returns with no hard time limit

✓ Doesn't understand what we're watching out there
✓ Extra deep pockets on fitted sheets
✓ Flat sheets have 4" of extra length
✓ 14 beautiful colors to choose from
✓ Softer after every wash
✓ Goes for it on 4th and short
✓ Antimicrobial, Hypoallergenic, Zero Static
✓ Dermatologist-Recommended
✓ No Pesticides or Insecticides
✓ OEKO-TEX®, FKT®, Vegan, and UDSA BioPreferred Certified

✓ Thinks this year's quarterback play is like nothing we've ever seeeeeen

The Eucalyptus Mattress

The Eucalyptus Mattress

Our Eucalyptus Mattress is made in the USA from 90% American materials and constructed from just 3 main renewable ingredients: Eucalyptus Lyocell, latex from Rubber Tree sap, and recycled US steel.

Expect zero foam, fiberglass, synthetics, petrochemicals, plastics, or off-gassing. 100% vegan.

It's the only mattress Chris Cote would ever let his wife have sex with Mike McDaniel on... what happened there?

Save up to $530 for Giving Tuesday, free returns, 100 night trial >>>

Soft but Firm (Hell Yeah?)

Soft but Firm (Hell Yeah?)

Softer than a Tom Brady roughing-the-passer call, our Eucalyptus Lyocell fabric is also naturally temperature-regulating, so we covered our mattress with it.

Unlike a foam mattress, you won't overheat while you sleep, giving you longer, deeper, more healing non-REM cycles.

Two layers of renewable Talalay Latex create a breathable, buoyant cocoon, while over 1,000 tightly packed recycled steel coils provide a layer of firm back support.

Save 27%, donate 30% >

Hypoallergenic, Anti-Bacterial, Dust Mite Resistant

Hypoallergenic, Anti-Bacterial, Dust Mite Resistant

Bacteria grows up to 2000x slower in our Eucalyptus Lyocell vs cotton, and dust mites will die off instead of multiplying. And our zero-static, smoother-than-cotton weave means pet hair brushes off easily, and washes out completely. If only Schmitty were still alive to see this.

"This is not a good way to sell luxury bedding." - our CFO

We Get The Show

We Get The Show

We've been listening across the decades since day one on 790.

We used to call in to 786-456-4837 way before Wake and Take. We've seen the rise of Princess Claire, and the fall of Naked Chris (brought to you by Sheets & Giggles™).

We've got every rejoin memorized and mutter "Palacio De Los Jugos" in our sleep. We miss the Dirty Demon and Angel of Nuance, and randomly yell "Corn Elder!" when the mood strikes.

And we know that Greg Cote will just be happy that we mentioned his podcast on this page.

Proud Supporters of DLS

Proud Supporters of DLS

S&G loves supporting the show. To kick off our relationship, we were proud to be the title sponsor of Dan's big roast in October 2021 at the Hard Rock! We got to chat with Roy, Chris & Greg Cote, Ron Magill, and even everyone's favorite hippo (right before they played him off the stage).

Our CEO Colin (the Look-at-me-Louie in white) was the comedy kamikaze who sucked all the air out of the room.

Since then, thanks to your support we've been able to shave Mike's head, send Chris to the Super Bowl, banish Amin to Cleveland, fly Billy Gil to see Miggy's 3000th hit in Detroit, and even get Roy to the Stanley Cup in Denver. Our CFO is extremely confused by the Meadowlark invoices.

Next up: NIL deals for Stugotz's daughters? Make it happen >

Introducing: our Eucalyptus Pillow!

Meet the first pillow to combine an adjustable, natural, organic plant-based fill with our naturally cooling, 100% Eucalyptus Lyocell fabric.

Fluffin' it!

thank you

thank you

Thanks so much to Chris, Dan, and the entire show. It has been a dream come true for S&G to support the show and this community.

We pride ourselves on being sponsors of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, and that’ll be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

Save up to 35% for Giving Tuesday, and donate 30% to Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital >

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