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What makes S&G's 100% Eucalyptus Lyocell sheets so special?
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✓Scientifically Softer: perfectly cylindrical filaments create lower surface friction than even the highest-thread-count cotton sheets. Much like Mike Ryan's head post-shave, it's an impossibly smooth touch.

✓Temperature Regulation: unique cellular structure wicks away and evaporates moisture (i.e., sweat) more rapidly than other fabrics, keeping you dry and at the perfect temperature for uninterrupted, healing non-REM sleep. Even Art Briles' bedroom in hell would be cool as a cucumber with our eucalyptus sheets.

✓Unmatched Sustainability: vs cotton, our sheets use up to 96% less water, 30% less energy, and ∞% less pesticides (i.e., we don't use any). They're made via a closed-loop Lyocell process with zero runoff or hazardous chemical release. So sustainable, Elon Musk would've come up with them if he wasn't a complete fraud.

✓We try: we utilize zero-plastic and reycled packaging, have donated thousands of sheet sets to homeless shelters, and have even donated over $100,000 in cash to charity in our first 3 years – including $20,000 to Ron Magill's already sizeable endowment.

Our Eucalyptus Mattress is made in the USA from 90% American materials and constructed from just 3 main renewable ingredients: Eucalyptus Lyocell, latex from Rubber Tree sap, and recycled US steel.

Expect zero foam, fiberglass, synthetics, petrochemicals, plastics, or off-gassing. 100% vegan.

It's the only mattress Chris Cote would ever let his wife have sex with Mike McDaniel on... what happened there?

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Bacteria grows up to 2000x slower in our Eucalyptus Lyocell vs cotton, and dust mites will die off instead of multiplying. And our zero-static, smoother-than-cotton weave means pet hair brushes off easily, and washes out completely. If only Schmitty were still alive to see this.

We've been listening across the decades since day one on 790.

We used to call in to 786-456-4837 way before Wake and Take. We've seen the rise of Princess Claire, and the fall of Naked Chris (brought to you by Sheets & Giggles™).

We've got every rejoin memorized and mutter "Palacio De Los Jugos" in our sleep. We miss the Dirty Demon and Angel of Nuance, and randomly yell "Corn Elder!" when the mood strikes.

And we know that Greg Cote will just be happy that we mentioned his podcast on this page.

Thanks so much to Chris, Dan, and the entire show. It has been a dream come true for S&G to support the show and this community.

We pride ourselves on being sponsors of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, and that’ll be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

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