David said we were allowed to use this image as long as we don't insinuate he writes his groundbreaking journalism from the comfort of his S&G-decked-out bed.
Which of course, we'd never do.
"Sheets softer than the Democratic Establishment." – David Sirota
✓Scientifically Softer: perfectly cylindrical filaments create lower surface friction than even the highest-thread-count cotton sheets. Much like Establishment Democrats, it's impossibly soft.
✓Temperature Regulation: unique cellular structure wicks away and evaporates moisture (i.e., sweat) more rapidly than other fabrics, keeping you dry and at the perfect temperature for uninterrupted, healing non-REM sleep. Even hot heads in DC would sleep cool in these puppies.
✓Unmatched Sustainability: vs cotton, our sheets use up to 96% less water, 30% less energy, and ∞% less pesticides (i.e., we don't use any). They're made via a closed-loop Lyocell process with zero runoff or hazardous chemical release. So sustainable, Elon Musk would've come up with them if he wasn't a complete fraud.
✓We try: we utilize zero-plastic and recycled packaging, have donated thousands of sheet sets to homeless shelters, and have even donated over $250,000 to charity in our first 7 years – including Women in Sustainability's 2022 Earth Day event, where we first met David!
Our natural Eucalyptus Mattress is made in the USA from 90% American materials and constructed from just 4 main renewable ingredients: Eucalyptus Lyocell, latex from rubber tree sap, recycled polyester from post-consumer water bottles, and recycled US steel.
Expect zero foam, fiberglass, or off-gassing. 100% vegan.
Our new adjustable Eucalyptus Pillow comes overstuffed for side sleepers sick of craning their neck, and an extra knapsack for extra stuffing storage. Just remove stuffing until you get to your desired height, and wake up without any stiffness or pain.
Stuffed with renewable shredded natural latex and kapok fibers, and wrapped in our cooling Eucalyptus Lyocell.
Made right here in Denver by recently incarcerated persons making a living wage, which helps reduce our local recidivism and homelessness rates.