10% off + free shipping with guaranteed delivery by end of March.
Easy and free returns: no arbitrary time limit, and we'll even pay for return shipping.
Call us anytime at (970) 823-3825. Also, great job reading to the bottom of the page; nice attention span. Take a screenshot of this and email it to email@example.com, and we'll add a free gift to your order. (Don't tell anyone. Easter Egg 1 of 3.)