Are you struggling to maintain social distancing?

Introducing the Elephant in the Room.

S&G's all-new, oversized, absurdly heavy Eucalyptus lyocell weighted blanket is here.

Weighing in at approximately 500 lbs., The Elephant in the Room was designed to help you stay inside and #flattenthecurve.
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Harvey Approved

Harvey, our Director of Barketing, continued to congregate with neighborhood dogs and cats (and at least one raccoon), so we gave him our new weighted blanket and he hasn't left the house since.

If it worked for Harvey, it will work for you.

It's Worth The Weight

You won't want to go out when your under this blanket. (You also won't really have a choice.)

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By the way, in case you're the suspicious type, it's just a coincidence that we're announcing this ridiculous product on April Fools Day.