"Final 40%" Off
The Owls and Canes are going to the Final Four... and so are Chris and Greg!
We're sending the Cotes to Hoot-ston to watch FAU and UM in their first-ever Final Four.
This week, Greg Cote Show listeners can use codes HOOT or CANES to save "Final 40%" off any order to help us finance the last-minute tickets, flights, and hotels that our CFO doesn't yet know about.
Thank You for 100,000+ Shiggles Sleepers!
“Game changer.”
- Chris Cote
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- Mike Ryan
Real hoopers know >
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Plus, if you sleep with said partner, S&G is also a sneaky gift to yourself, too. In other words, it's a beddy play.
Bay-beh! >
We Get The Show
We've been listening across the decades since day one on 790.
We used to call in to 786-456-4837 way before Wake and Take. We've seen the rise of Princess Claire, and the fall of Naked Chris (brought to you by Sheets & Giggles™).
We've got every rejoin memorized and mutter "Palacio De Los Jugos" in our sleep. We miss the Dirty Demon and Angel of Nuance, and randomly yell "Corn Elder!" when the mood strikes.
And we know that Greg stealing Dan's sponsors is the natural course of their relationship.
That kinda thing >
Soft Things We Make:
(Besides our CEO)
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✓Unmatched Sustainability: vs cotton, our sheets use up to 96% less water, 30% less energy, and ∞% less pesticides (i.e., we don't use any). They're made via a closed-loop Lyocell process with zero runoff or hazardous chemical release. So sustainable, Elon Musk would've come up with them if he wasn't a complete fraud.
✓We try: we utilize zero-plastic and reycled packaging, have donated thousands of sheet sets to homeless shelters, and have even donated over $100,000 in cash to charity in our first 3 years – including $20,000 to Ron Magill's already sizeable endowment.
Dreamed Up in Denver
Our famous Eucalyptus sheets have so much to offer.
Top 10 Reasons to switch to Sheets & Giggles:
10) Temperature balancing to combat night sweats
9) Bottom left corner tags
8) Extra deep pockets
7) Softer after every wash
6) Antimicrobial, hypoallergenic, zero static
5) No pesticides or insecticides
4) Certified OEKO-TEX®, FKT®, Vegan, and UDSA BioPreferred
3) Dermatologist-recommended for sensitive skin and hair
2) Christmas gift
1) Supports the GCSWGC
OLI: extra-long flat sheets
The Eucalyptus Mattress
Our Eucalyptus Mattress is made in the USA from 90% American materials and constructed from just4 main renewable ingredients: Eucalyptus Lyocell, latex from Rubber Tree sap, recycled polyester from post-consumer water bottles, and recycled US steel.
Expect zero foam, fiberglass, or off-gassing. 100% vegan.
It's the only mattress Chris Cote would ever let his wife have sex with Mike McDaniel on... what happened there?
Free Returns, 100 Night Trial, 9.8/10 Sex Rating >
Soft but Firm (Hell Yeah?)
Softer than a Tom Brady roughing-the-passer call, our Eucalyptus Lyocell fabric is also naturally temperature-regulating, so we covered our mattress with it.
Unlike a foam mattress, you won't overheat while you sleep, giving you longer, deeper, more healing non-REM cycles.
Two layers of renewable Talalay Latex create a breathable, buoyant cocoon, while over 1,000 tightly packed recycled steel coils provide a layer of firm back support.
It does it in the playoffs >
Hypoallergenic, Anti-Bacterial, Dust Mite Resistant
Bacteria grows up to 2000x slower in our Eucalyptus Lyocell vs cotton, and dust mites will die off instead of multiplying.
And our zero-static, smoother-than-cotton weave means pet hair brushes off easily, and washes out completely.
If only Schmitty were still alive to see this.
Proud Supporters of DLS
S&G loves supporting the show. To kick off our relationship, we were proud to be the title sponsor of Dan's big roast in October 2021! We got to chat with Roy, Chris & Greg Cote, Ron Magill, and Dan (right before they played him off the stage).
Our CEO Colin (the Look-at-me-Louie in white) was the comedy kamikaze.
Since then, thanks to your support, we've been able to shave Mike's head, send Chris to the Super Bowl, banish Amin to Cleveland, help Billy Gil see Miggy's 3000th hit, and even fly Roy to the Stanley Cup in Denver.
Our CFO is extremely confused by Meadowlark invoices. Make his job less stressful and order something so we can keep doing this >
"In 20 years, not a single sponsor has done anything different." - Dan Le Batard
"Sheets & Giggles would like a word."
"This is not a good way to sell luxury bedding." - our CFO
Spring forward, Danno!
Back in my day, Daylight Saving Time was a venerated holiday. We dutifully dialed our clocks forward, said goodbye to early sunsets and hello to long summer days spent by the river, with nothing but a stick and your dog to entertain you.
Nowadays, everyone wants to debate whether or not we should Spring Forward permanently, or Fall Back forever, but if you ask me, there's something sacred about the tradition of playing with time itself....
You know, back in my day, you could sleep in an extra hour, be late to work under the guise of "forgot to set my clock forward, boss." Smartphones have ruined that for everyone, and now some people want to take it away all together.
Enough with the debate, enough with the desire to do away with the past. Can't we have just constant in these confusing times, even if that constant is change?
We sponsor Greg Cote, and that's how it was... back in his day.
Sheets & Giggles... Shiggles >
